I bought this half kilo bag of kitkat minis at the supermarket yesterday for 1.99 euro. They were in front of the register I was going through as one of those impulse purchase specials, specifically placed there to be picked up by hungry shoppers before reaching the checkout. I was hungry at the time I saw them and when I picked them up there was a little voice inside of me that said, put those down you fat bastard or you’ll be sorry, but I ignored him!
Now for most of the afternoon I have been munching away on mini kitkats without regard for amount of chocolatey sugar I have been ingesting. I think I’ve eaten three quarters of the bag and god I feel sick! Now that little voice is saying to me, I told you so… I soooo told you so!
I can’t believe they put warnings on cigarette packets but not big bags of kitkat minis! They should warn you about the dangers of eating nearly the whole packet over an afternoon! This is seriously bad for your health. If I had some cigarettes I’d smoke one just so I wouldn’t feel hungry and be tempted to eat more kitkat minis!
I think I’m going to be sick!
Padwanna!
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